So yesterday I was running through the bush listening to that Zombies Run app that feeds you the sound of moaning zombies closing in to make you run faster, and the terrain was wet and rocky so I had to watch the path really carefully. Which of course meant that I didn’t see the five foot kangaroo on the path until I damn near ploughed into the fucking thing. I finally looked up and there’s about thirty of them watching me like a weirdly adorable street gang.
Just so you know, kangaroos may not be aggressive, BUT THEY CAN FUCKING FIGHT BACK. WIth all the disembowelment and shit. Especially if you, I dunno, run straight into one like a wrecking ball.
And yes. I draw the weird shit in my life. What you gonna do??